awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

  • me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

thatsthat24:

I was not prepared for the last one.

thatsthat24:

I was not prepared for the last one.

(Source: phatjesus)

(Source: stinson)

thekamstermck-fallen-angel:

dammit-cas-i-hit-post-limit:

gallifrey999:

supernatural-black-hole:

comtessedebussy:

bbanditt:

DEAN REFERENCES THE BEST SHIT

I just want to point out that this means Dean has watched the Disney Channel. 

at least that’s one part of a childhood that he actually got

But The Suite Life of Zack and Cody wasn’t on when Dean was a kid. It started in 2005, when Dean was 26. So that means he watched Disney Channel as an adult.

well he does know Jodie…

image

This ended better than the other one

we-came-as-paramore:

Brendon Urie at the APMAs

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot SX500 IS
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/250th
  4. Focal Length: 43mm

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

[x]

SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WATCHING YOU

NO SPOILERS

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

castiel-knight-of-hell:

centurianking:

laughing at how casual dean looks

It looks like he’s judging someone’s outfit while he stabs a demon.

"Oh Sammy, that gun with those shoes? Did you even look in a mirror before we went hunting?"

(Source: fire-of-fire)

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

egg

OMG THIS ^^

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

thank you science side of tumblr

[supernatural gif]

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

why does the link lead to that

(Source: shinji-tho)

anangelandhistractor:

dorkmisha:

captainchesskelly:

And then there’s THIS asshole.

v Ery enLigHt eNiGng

Wow I feel so well informed. There’s so much to look forward too. Thank you Misha.

anangelandhistractor:

dorkmisha:

captainchesskelly:

And then there’s THIS asshole.

v Ery enLigHt eNiGng

Wow I feel so well informed. There’s so much to look forward too. Thank you Misha.

(Source: paddysnuffles)