riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

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I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life

(Source: lokihiddleston)

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

gallifrey-feels:

knitmeapony:

dreaminpng:

allonnziii:

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

It’s still hillarious.

One of my favorite lines

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

feelingflamesagain:

- So, how are you, guys?
- Good, yeah. A .. a bit bamboozled, but very happy, yeah.
(x)

feelingflamesagain:

- So, how are you, guys?

- Good, yeah. A .. a bit bamboozled, but very happy, yeah.

(x)

(Source: hazellncaster)

ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.
ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.

ash-house-wares:

I have been waiting 4 months to make this.

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: chomei)


“Today we assemble. Tomorrow we will rise.

Today we assemble. Tomorrow we will rise.

(Source: odairriere)

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie