operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

"These people end up becoming like a family, you know? Got a good group here they’re really wholesome and they’re… kind and they’re sweet. And so, I’m glad to be able to come to work with a lot of them." - Stana Katic

(Source: gloriouskatic)

Dalek Episodes: 2005 - present
They survive. They always survive while I lose everything.

(Source: oswinsleaf)

magconboyzx:

The lack of movies about mermaids is insulting

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.
thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

thenotinferior:

I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

some-wayward-daughter:

dreamalittlebiggerdahling:

heatherleighann:

If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.

Andrew’s smile in this scene could create world peace

(Source: notgoodwolf)

(Source: veraflynns)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

Armin in Episode 24 + 3D Maneuver Gear

(Source: ryuukochan)

thinkingorplotting:

People always talk about Jensen’s crying (which don’t get me wrong, is the most beautiful man cry I have ever seen and Misha is able to show such sorrow without actually shedding a tear) why does no one praise Jared’s? His crying is so unique because it has such a…boyish look to it. For being as big as he is, Jared has a way of appearing like an 8 year old child with a mere change of expression. He cries like a small boy whose puppy just got hit by a car and killed or a kid who lost a parent, or a kid whose house burned down. For a grown man whose 29, for him to capture such innocent and childish expressions never ceases to amaze me. Let it be his puppy dog eyes or his tears, Jared just…his emotions come through so innocent and raw. It’s beautiful. I don’t understand how people can say he is a bad actor.

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

livin-la-vida-loki-d:

squilf:

#an accurate summary of their entire relationship

There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day. 

(Source: rachellweisz)